E
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seethestarsablaze:

Oh. My. God.

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holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

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jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

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Artist: blink-182
Album: Self-Titled
Track: I'm Lost Without You
Played: 3564 times
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Being a girl is so fucking expensive.

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